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Oral Sex

A young fellow was about to get married
and was asking his grandfather about sex.
He asked how often you should have it.
His grandfather told him that when you first get married,
you want it all the time....
and maybe do it several times a day.

But when you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year....
maybe on your anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his grandfather,
"Well how about you and grandma now?"

His grandfather replied,
"Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?"
the young fellow asked.

"Well," grandpa said,
"She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom.
And she yells, "Fuck You",
and I holler back, "Fuck you too."

.................

To Hell

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him,
"You may choose which room you wish to enter.
Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you.
They'll go to heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you.
So go on, pick a room."

The devil leads him to the first room
where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped.
The second room has someone being burned by a torch.
The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman.

"I choose this room!" the man says.

"Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.

"You can go now. I've found your replacement."

.......................

Q : What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A : A navel...

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edit @ 2005/07/26 05:50:27